Drink if you have bad reasons for reading these rules again.
Drink if you want there to be a reverse tattoo parlor, that sucks the faded ink right off your skin along with any scars or marks or pasts
Drink every time you look over your shoulder because your pattern recognition is oversensitive
Drink if the words “bad excuse” stand out to you as much as your name
Drink when you have a small, quiet room
Drink when you run out of words, again, as punctuation, as an endless row of commas,
Drink to me
Drink too much