Email: johannes dot punkt at gmail dot com
Writing credentials: Got the books Recreational Near-Death-Experiences: the detriments and benefits of mushroom poisoning and The Middle Edda: a new translation published through Basingstoke University Press, though you’d probably have to look for them in antique shops nowadays (or ask me nicely for a .pdf).
Praise (things people have actually said about me)
“Like a kinky Edgar Allan Poe” — a guy I met at a party.
“omg johannes is a shockingly good rapper” — J. Kingsley, definitely an actual poet
“You even look like a poet when you’re picking out onions.” — a friend I went shopping with.
“Good use of cicadas.” — an old roommate.