Subj: Apologies for all the Subterfuge
I’ve been writing you false love letters. It was a necessity; I hope your feelings have not been hurt. You must think me cruel, but it is important that they question everything I write. I cannot let them onto my real designs.
Maybe we were childhood friends, almost-lovers, or I picked you out from the phonebook.
You will receive a phone call in about a week’s time, and a sly slick voice will ask you if you know who I am. It is paramount that you answer that you do not. I am sorry.