Best Word of the Day Tweets
by johannespunkt
Hi, this is a self-indulgent post. Almost every day I give you, the Internet, a word of the day. Most of the time it’s a neologism, other times it’s a reinterpretation of an old word, or an outright lie. What you want to do with it is up to you. Here are some of the best ones so far, measured in retweets or how smug I feel about them.
The #wordoftheday is 'polynemesy', the practice of having several nemeses, despite modern society promoting false "one true enmity" ideals
— Kewie (@kewangji) July 19, 2013
The #wordoftheday is 'camelid', the part of a camel which has no inhibitions.
— Kewie (@kewangji) July 6, 2013
the #wordoftheday is 'astronomical' — that can be eaten by stars. From 'aster' – star, and 'nom' – eat.
the #wordoftheday is 'œufre', which is the complete body of all the eggs you've cooked in your life.
The #wordoftheday is 'inconceivable', indicating something that sets back one's plans.
The #wordoftheday is 'yubitsume', which is a Japanese term for 'fingering'. 'sume' is the diminutive suffix added to 'yubit' (fisting).
The #wordoftheday is 'headforest', a forest that exists and grows and flourishes inside your head. Word courtesy of @Panterdjuret.
The #wordoftheday is cuntenance: noun. the ability to display complex emotions between one's legs, or the display of these emotions.
And here follows a short poem, called The Lady With Two Smiles:
She scowled at me /
so I lowered my head in shame /
she scowled again.
GOOD MORNING WORLD. the #wordoftheday is sisyphilitic: relating to the endless, and pointless, acquisition of sexually transmitted diseases.
The #wordoftheday is pokélalia – repeating your name over and over without saying much else (like a pokémon) (compare coprolalia)
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