Funeral Pyre

by johannespunkt

or, Letting the Rhythm Get Away with Me a Bit

     Funeral pyre, funeral pyre, dress this old corpse in its finest attire!
     Funeral pyre, funeral pyre, and then set his ugly damn body on fire!

     Funeral pyre! Funeral pyre! All the catharsis you’ll ever require!
     Funeral pyre! Funeral pyre! You don’t want a zombie apocalypse, sire!

     Funeral pyre!!! FUNERAL PYRE!!! Do burn, or the results will be DIRE!!!
   FUNERAL PYRE FUNERAL PYRE WHOEVER SAID DEAD MEN DON’T SPEAK IS A LIAR!!!

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You get the drift. Please join in!

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