Grillade
by johannespunkt
Anonymous desert. Night. The chest roasted slowly over the fire. It had to be hand-rotated, and that was Will’s job. The meat was still glowing, embers flying about it, and the ribs were starting to show. Every now and then, the doctor would cut off another slice of meat.
“This is a stupid vacation,” Abigail said, accepting the slice of meat and putting it on a plate.
“Now stop.”
Will stopped rotating. The chest pointed upwards and the doctor opened it up to the night sky, removing its contents carefully.
Will said, “What kind of an animal has two hearts?”
Johannes Punkt’s Flaskpost 
Mwahaha. I hope it was the Matt Smith version. He’s become slightly annoying.
I was imagining it being David Tennant (he’s possibly got a role upcoming in the second season of Hannibal), but on the bright side — if Tennant was eaten, that means Matt Smith could never happen!
Is it really sick and disgusting the way I’m utterly enjoying the idea of Hannibal consuming David Tennant? I’m not sure why the idea of it is so appealing. If he doesn’t get eaten, I will be sorely, sorely disappointed.
No, that’s definitely a healthy reaction, don’t worry!
Tennant’s role would be that of a crazed serial killer, I think, so it’s possible he would also be a rude one.
I gave up and watched all the remaining episodes of the first series a couple of nights ago. A little part of me died and will not be resurrected until the second series comes out.
It puts all the similar dramas on TV to absolute shame, and I don’t think that’s an overstatement.
:D
*hollow voice* Yeah, we’re all dead inside now, it’s great.