Disneyland

by johannespunkt

You must treat a being to luxury before killing it, those are the rules. A hog is given a spa visit: it has a whole mudpool to itself and it rolls around and it makes contented noises and smiles (have you seen a pig smile?). Subsequently, it is slaughtered swiftly and painlessly, though the executioner weeps. A queen invites her greatest enemy to her greatest feast. He shows up with body-guards, who are seduced away, and he is beheaded at the table, in between stuffings of finest pork. A mother, tired and weary, finally takes her pleading son to Disneyland.

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