The Evening Report

by johannespunkt

“Earlier in the day we revealed that no-one else cares about anything, that it’s not just you,” says the same news anchor as before. She has now removed her shoes from her feet and rolled down her pantyhose to her ankles and, apparently, uncombed her hair. “This shocking discovery did not, shockingly, cause everyone to stop doing what they were doing. I suppose, safe in the knowledge that no-one truly cares what you do or refuse to do, most people just went back to what they were going to do anyway. Some even got into arguments. More after the break.”

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