Johannes Punkt’s Flaskpost

Your homophobic uncle has found out that you’re gay. Maybe it was your earrings, or one of your friends told; whatever. He’s said nothing about it, but why would he need to? He made sure to tell your aunt that he knew, she passed it on to you. The rest of the family are all impressed that he is keeping quiet about it, but he is the kind of man who gets drunk silently on liquid smoke. He always stays in the room to make sure you’re never alone with your little cousins. You’re the only one who’s unsurprised, unimpressed.