Oh, and Don’t Take More than One a Day, Seriously
This is a sugar pill, intended to help against your hypochondria. I say ”intended” – do you know what a sugar pill is? It is a placebo, it does nothing at all, but in some cases the patients think they help, which helps. It is not a secret, illegal yet highly-effective treatment against the illnesses I’m pretending you do not have, but a simple cough drop that I’ve put in this nondescript jar for you. There is no point in writing anything on the jar, but come back every three weeks and I will fill it up. I hope this helps.
Why are you looking at me like that? They are completely harmless. Just don’t tell anyone I gave them to you.