tell me some good news, roche
I’m sorry, you’re really asking the wrong man.
i’m really fiending for a fix, man
I’d love to be like “Okay Dee, the world is full of sunshine and butterflies and also death has been rendered obsolete.”
haven’t had any in weeks. my eyes are bulging. my veins are poppin. c’mon
But the best I’ve got is “I didn’t literally die in the last 24 hours.”
Just tell me that, then, the sunshine and the no-death thing. Just make me believe it. Come on. I’m gullible
I’m bad at lying.